Cats homeless in NYC with humans

Screen Shot 2015-11-24 at 12.21.55 AMThe first time I saw the Sarge he was with a bunch of humans who looked a lot like this.
They were what people call “homeless.”
Being homeless myself, I figured I’d fit right in.
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Cats beware of what’s above… parks

Screen Shot 2015-11-24 at 12.21.21 AMThis thing I saw in Central Park and never want to see again.
I almost ended up as his breakfast.
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Rats and cats in NYC

Screen Shot 2015-11-24 at 12.20.21 AMHumans say New York is full of these things.
But the only rats I ever saw were deceased.
People say a lot of things about New York
that aren’t true.
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Chased by humans in NYC

Screen Shot 2015-11-24 at 12.20.57 AMThis looks like the church I was chased out of.
Those humans who tried to catch me never
had a chance. Not with those dresses they
were wearing.
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Grand Central’s not the best place to be homeless

Screen Shot 2015-11-24 at 12.20.46 AMHere’s where I spent the winter as a disciple. It’s called Grand Central. I never actually saw this part of it with people.
Us cats had to wait until they were gone before we could come out.
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Lazing around before becoming homeless

Screen Shot 2015-11-24 at 12.19.02 AMHere I am in one of the Old Lady’s rooms.

Emily showed me in a cat bed but, in truth,
I was usually on a sofa or a chair.
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A painting of me?

wbig boo (1)Farnsworth, the lawyer, sent this over. It’s a sketch for a painting the Old Lady was going to have done. It’s just as well. It makes me look really fat.

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