I guess Boo is too busy to answer his mail. So I will.
Who are you?
Well, my human calls me “Fluffy.” Which makes no sense since I’m not fluffy at all.
But you may know me better as “Monster.” You know, the Cat who helped Boo break
out of the joint … excuse me, I mean animal control. Monster’s not my real name,
either … it’s my nom de guerre. You could never come close to pronouncing my
Do you still bite people?
I admit there are a lot of people out there who need biting but I gave it up when
I came to live with my little human.
Do you like all those cat videos on the Internet?
Personally, I think most of them are degrading to Cats. Some are pretty funny, though.
Where is Boo anyway? Is he sick? Retired?
No. Just lazy.
Do you plan to write a book like Boo’s?
If I do write a book, it’ll be a blistering expose of the exploitation of Cats by profit-crazed humans.
But with a happy ending.
Do you ever see any of your colleagues from the Feline Liberation Front?
Sadly enough, I don’t. Truth is a lot of them in the FLF sold out to the Man. And by Man I mean Humans. Some went into politics or show business. Others became Episcopalians.